dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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