awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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