It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
one two three fourrrrnication!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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