I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
