Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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