i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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