The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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