maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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