When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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