sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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