It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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