I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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