Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
a search helicopter?!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize