Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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