Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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