Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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