Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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