? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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