like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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