Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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