I am puke
operation have a gay friend backfired
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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