The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We don't watch enough power rangers
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize
