why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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