i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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