yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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