Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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