The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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