So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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