just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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