I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we're making bets on your personal life
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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