Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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