He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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