You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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