Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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