NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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