shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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