physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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