i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
