He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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