Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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