Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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