Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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