I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
