He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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