Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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