We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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