No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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