i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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