well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
