why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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