in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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