I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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