Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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