Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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