it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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