Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
