Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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